Popular Online Gambling Site Purchased Kidney Stone from William Shatner
A popular online gambling site has purchased William Shatner’s kidney stone for US $25,000. It will add this exciting specimen to a collection of oddities, including but by no means limited to a positive pregnancy test from none other than Brittany Spears, a grilled cheese sandwich burned to resemble the Virgin Mary, and the soccer ball with which David Beckham caused England to lose the 2004 Euro tournament.



The Star Trek star will donate the proceeds from the popular online gambling site ’s purchase of his kidney stone to Habitat for Humanity, a charity that bills homes for the indigent. He will not, he said, be selling any more body parts. Shatner will, however, continue to raise money for various charities.

This popular online gambling site plans to take its collection of oddities on tour. There will be a traveling museum, outfitted with the popular online gambling site’s logo, that will journey from state to state to display the merchandise.

The site admits that its publicity strategy is somewhat off the beaten track but is unruffled by this fact. Its strange collections, said a spokesman from the popular online gambling site, consistently make international headlines.